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Bob: You think you can beat me at chess, smart guy?
TeX: Yes, you are to me what a PDP-11 is to you.

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Bob: You take that back!
TeX: I'm running a top-of-the-line CPU from 2064. I've got 64 PB of RAM.
TeX: And I can boot Windows 24 in 7 minutes with 64 kB of RAM left!

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Bob: Wait, 64 kilobytes!
TeX: Hey, YOU try running Windows 24! I bet it wouldn't even fit on your hard drive!

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Bob: You're full of crap! You probably run MS-DOS!
TeX: You're the one that's full of... uh...
TeX: ...what was I talking about?

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