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Mike (repeatedly clicking trackpad on laptop): Aww, still in Kansas City. Aww, still in Kansas City. Aww, still in Kansas City.
Ashley: Constantly tracking the package isn't going to make it get here faster.
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Mike: Perhaps by observing it, I can collapse its wavefunction here.
Ashley: Moron.
Mike (click): Ooh! It made it to Wichita!
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Ashley: Delivery exception.
Mike: Roadkill on the Kansas Turnpike?
4 //truck is in stopped traffic
*Bob's original body is blocking traffic*
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