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1
TeX: I checked the records, and you still owe $200,000 for coffee, Mike.
Mike: For the last time, that was just Carlos screwing with the tally sheet.

2 //Mike facepalms
TeX: According to the record, you drank 300,000 cups of regular coffee at $0.35 each, and 1250 cups of "cat butt" coffee at $80 each.
Mike: Oh my god.

3
TeX: It's artisan and locally sourced! Those cost extra, you know.
Mike: Wait a minute. How can it be locally sourced? Civets only live in southeast Asia.
TeX: What's a civet?

4 //TeX is hovering over the litter box as the cat is in it.
TeX: Oh, there you go. Who's a good boy?

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