Posted 2/5/2012
Distance from the physics building to the clock tower: 3060 inches.
Transcript1
Mike: "Good morning everyone. I'm going to be the TA for General Physics Lab this semester. In this course you will learn the basics of... uh... not a single one of you is listening right now."
2a
Mike: "The Martians are landing. They say that Barack Obama was born in Kentucky, but he is too ashamed to admit it. Oh my God, a plane just crashed into the clock tower!"
2b
Mike: "Hey cutie, why don't `you` come to my office hours, *wink*wink*"
3
Mike: "Nothing gets their attention at all. What do pre-med majors care about? Hmm..." "Aha!"
4
Mike: "EVERYONE GETS AN F!"
Students: "What? No way! Unfair!"
Mike: "Good morning everyone. I'm going to be the TA for General Physics Lab this semester. In this course you will learn the basics of... uh... not a single one of you is listening right now."
2a
Mike: "The Martians are landing. They say that Barack Obama was born in Kentucky, but he is too ashamed to admit it. Oh my God, a plane just crashed into the clock tower!"
2b
Mike: "Hey cutie, why don't `you` come to my office hours, *wink*wink*"
3
Mike: "Nothing gets their attention at all. What do pre-med majors care about? Hmm..." "Aha!"
4
Mike: "EVERYONE GETS AN F!"
Students: "What? No way! Unfair!"
