Posted 5/26/2012
I think she's just messing with him. Poor undergrad.
Transcript1 //Mike is locking bike to tree
Ashley: Why are you attaching your bike to a tree? The bike rack is just over there.
Mike: Bike rack is full.
2 //undergrad is walking toward building. Mike is going inside.
Ashley: But what if someone steals it?
Mike: Well, let me know if you see any lumberjacks wandering around campus.
3 //undergrad is closer, singing the Monty Python Lumberjack song
Undergrad: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day."
4 //Ashley interrogates undergrad, looking threatening
Ashley: YOU'RE NOT STEALING MIKE'S BIKE! WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH!? WHAT ARE YOUR EVIL PLANS!? WHERE IS YOUR CHAINSAW!? SPEAK, WORM!!!
Undergrad: Uh, I wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra?
Ashley: You will eat your bra when I'm done with you.
Ashley: Why are you attaching your bike to a tree? The bike rack is just over there.
Mike: Bike rack is full.
2 //undergrad is walking toward building. Mike is going inside.
Ashley: But what if someone steals it?
Mike: Well, let me know if you see any lumberjacks wandering around campus.
3 //undergrad is closer, singing the Monty Python Lumberjack song
Undergrad: "I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day."
4 //Ashley interrogates undergrad, looking threatening
Ashley: YOU'RE NOT STEALING MIKE'S BIKE! WHO ARE YOU WORKING WITH!? WHAT ARE YOUR EVIL PLANS!? WHERE IS YOUR CHAINSAW!? SPEAK, WORM!!!
Undergrad: Uh, I wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra?
Ashley: You will eat your bra when I'm done with you.
