Transcript1 //Mike is watching TV. Dan has the remote.
Dan: I'm not allowing you to watch the news channel anymore.
Mike: Well, then, what can I watch?
Dan: You can still watch the Miss Financial Show on the financial channel.
2 //TV is showing "Miss Finance" on WTFBC (if anyone asks, "World Trade Financial Broadcasting Channel")
MF: You can only deposit into a retirement income with EARNED income. As a graduate student, you're not earning your income.
Mike: What.
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Mike: Here's where you're going to be working until you EARN your way out.
Fox News Guy: I got the MOT working again. May I please leave?
Mike: Now get a BEC.
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Ashley: You really have to stop shanghaiing TV news people.
Mike: But having slaves is awesome!
Ashley: If you ever become a professor, your graduate students will loathe you.
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