Posted 10/27/2012 17:15:00
There is no escape from the robot. He is eternal.
Transcript1a //Mike is in kitchen, knock at door
1b //robot is at door
Mike: What... how... huh!!??
Robot: I've been rebuilt!
2a
Mike: But I tore you into a thousand pieces!
Robot: And they've been put back together!
2b
Mike: But I scattered your remains in a thousand dumpsters across the city!
Robot: Yes, it took considerable searching to find them all.
3a
Mike: But I activated your Nuke mode!
Robot: That light doesn't mean anything, you know that, right?
3b
Mike: But I hooked up the pins on your CPU to 300V to make sure it was fried, then I threw it into Lake Dirtybird!
Robot: You can BUY a new CPU, idiot.
4a //Robot moves past Mike
Mike: But I degaussed your hard drive!
Robot: Cloud backup, sucker!
4b //Robot is holding garbage bag
Mike: But... but...
Robot: Take out the garbage, human!
1b //robot is at door
Mike: What... how... huh!!??
Robot: I've been rebuilt!
2a
Mike: But I tore you into a thousand pieces!
Robot: And they've been put back together!
2b
Mike: But I scattered your remains in a thousand dumpsters across the city!
Robot: Yes, it took considerable searching to find them all.
3a
Mike: But I activated your Nuke mode!
Robot: That light doesn't mean anything, you know that, right?
3b
Mike: But I hooked up the pins on your CPU to 300V to make sure it was fried, then I threw it into Lake Dirtybird!
Robot: You can BUY a new CPU, idiot.
4a //Robot moves past Mike
Mike: But I degaussed your hard drive!
Robot: Cloud backup, sucker!
4b //Robot is holding garbage bag
Mike: But... but...
Robot: Take out the garbage, human!
