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Robot: I've taken the liberty of fixing your time machine.
Mike: What? Ashley proved it was mathematically impossible!
Robot: You were never going to figure it out with your feeble human minds.
2 //Mike peeks at timepad
Mike: Then tell me, Future Bot, who will be the President of the United States in 2032?
Robot: You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Mike: Try me.
3
Robot: Justin Bieber.
Mike: The pop singer? But he's Canadian!
Robot: Congratulations, you're the first Bieber Birther!
4
Mike: ...you're lying about this, aren't you.
Robot: Yes. I just thought it was unbelievable that the actual president had parents cruel enough to name him Tagg.
