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Dad: My, uh, "son" here says that you work with him in the physics lab.
Ash: Yeah, I started out as an undergrad in computer science but found myself...
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Ash: ... Oh God, what's that smell?
Kid: I farted!
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Mike: She found herself in the back seat of a Chevy Blazer with a human shithouse.
Dad: Hah!
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Dad: Wait, how did you know about the "human shithouse in the Volkswagen" story?
Mike: You told it to me a million times. I'm your son, remember?
//If you curse in front of a kid version of yourself, are you corrupting yourself?
//Anachronism number 468: The Chevy Blazer is a '98 model