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1 //Mike and Ashley are watching the news
News guy: "To try to find the anonymous winner of the $200 million jackpot, we interviewed the clerk at the store where the ticket was sold.
2 //news guy interviewing Sam "Rain Man" Jones
Rain Man: The lady who bought the lottery ticket was driving a sky-blue Ford Taurus, Oklahoma license plate number 314PIE. The same lady also bought the winning ticket for the $700 million jackpot in March.
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Interviewer: And there you have it, folks.
Rain Man: There were two sparrows and a dickcissel outside pecking at bread crumbs.
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Mike: You bought a lottery ticket from a guy with the nickname "Rain Man"!?
Rain Man: The dickcissel was yelling something about his cloaca.
Interviewer: Okay, that's enough...