Transcript1
Mike: So did you ever collect on that lottery ticket?
Ashley: Yup.
Mike: Then why are you still here?
Ashley: Why wouldn't I be here?
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Mike: You have $200 million. You could do anything you want, and you're staying as a grad student in a lab?
Ashley: First of all, it's $50 million after taking the cash option and deducting taxes. Plus, if what I want to do is physics, then why change?
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Mike: Then why buy the ticket to begin with?
Ashley: Eh, now I can afford to buy a house instead of living in a crappy apartment, plus I can afford a car.
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Mike: So you'll stop borrowing my car?
Ashley: Not until I've installed a time machine in mine. No DeLorean should be without a time machine.
