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Mike: Hi!
Chris: Hey.
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Mike: I had this awesome adventure last night! I went to --
Chris (interrupting): I don't wanna hear about your D&D campaign.
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Mike: But...
Chris (interrupting again): Oh, you're *really* insistent. Yeah, I don't wanna hear how you got to first base with Ashley.
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Chris: Just start the dye laser.
Mike: Okay...