Posted 09/20/2014 18:00:00

"It was a dark and stormy afternoon; the rain fell in torrents -- except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind that swept up the streets (for it is in Oklahoma where our scene lies), tearing off the rooftops, and fiercely agitating the turbomolecular pump that struggled against the atmospheric pressure."

See, I can totally make the worst first sentence of a novel ever even worse.

Rather than make a useful contribution to humanity, I'm just going to leave you with this bit of LaTeX code:

\setmainfont{Blambot Pro Lite}