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Chris: My thesis defense is coming up soon!
Mike: What? Already?
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Chris: Yes... while you've been off playing with your time machine, I've been pouring time into writing my thesis.
Mike: Eh, your loss.
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Mike: If you're graduating soon, where is your postdoc?
Chris: Postdoc?
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Mike: Yeah, you found a postdoctoral position, or some sort of job, right?
Chris: Uh...
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