Posted 05/16/2015 18:00:00

True story: I once tried to order cesium from a company called "ESPI Metals." The university had just switched to a new purchasing system, and any new company had to be added to the database by the office staff. The person who typed in the information typoed the email address for the company, causing the order to go to "ESPI Mentals" instead. Pretty sure they're not a real company, though. And if they were, they'd have seen my order coming in advance.