Transcript1 //Mike is on the computer, browsing geek shirts
Ashley: Are you buying more geek shirts?
Mike: Check this one out: "I Am Not a Time Traveler"
2
Ashley: Well, it has the "Suspiciously Specific Denial" thing going for it.
Mike: "Absolutely nothing happened in the year 2019."
3
Mike: Wait, but what if I wear this shirt in 2020? I'll look like an idiot.
Ashley: You'd look like an idiot wearing that shirt now.
Mike: Good point.
4 //Screenshot of mouse pointer on "Buy" button
*click*