Transcript1 //Chris visits the lab
Chris: Ah, nice to visit my old haunt.
Mike: We've made a lot of progress since you left. We're cataloging the sources of noise in the experiment.
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Chris: I see you finally stopped using the old dye laser.
Mike: Yup! But Thompson still wanted to do two-color spectroscopy, so we're still using TeX.
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TeX: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and you have me shining a flashlight at some atoms.
Mike: Shut up and lase.
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Mike: Number one source of noise: TeX.
TeX: Hey!
Cesium