Posted 02/06/2016 18:00:00
This is why I don't write children's books.
Transcript1
Mike: Whoa, what happened to the computers in here?
Ashley: Computers with Linux are something to see. / They boot from a drive that is not lettered C.
Mike: Are you speaking in verse?
2
Mike: So who installed Linux on our experimental machines?
Ashley: A visiting post-doc from far-away lands. / A German with Linux disc held in his hands.
Mike: I didn't know we had a post-doc.
3
Ashley: I'd think that by now you'd have figured out what / I'm referring to now with no if, and, or but.
Mike: ...he's Dr. SuSE.
4
Mike: The problem we have is a bit of a doozy / For you know that is not the way you say SuSE.
Ashley: If you want you can now use your voice to rejoice / For that is okay, because neither is Seuss.
Mike: Whoa, what happened to the computers in here?
Ashley: Computers with Linux are something to see. / They boot from a drive that is not lettered C.
Mike: Are you speaking in verse?
2
Mike: So who installed Linux on our experimental machines?
Ashley: A visiting post-doc from far-away lands. / A German with Linux disc held in his hands.
Mike: I didn't know we had a post-doc.
3
Ashley: I'd think that by now you'd have figured out what / I'm referring to now with no if, and, or but.
Mike: ...he's Dr. SuSE.
4
Mike: The problem we have is a bit of a doozy / For you know that is not the way you say SuSE.
Ashley: If you want you can now use your voice to rejoice / For that is okay, because neither is Seuss.
