Posted 04/02/2016 18:00:00
Yes, there is a programming language called TrumpScript.
Transcript1 //Ash, Mike, and Trump are in the lab. Focus is on Trump.
Trump: HEY LOSERS, CHECK IT OUT!
Trump: I MADE A NEW SLOGAN: "MAKE THIS LAB GREAT AGAIN!"
2 //Ashley and Mike turn toward Trump. View is toward them.
Ashley: What do you mean our lab isn't great!?
Mike: How do we make our lab great again?
3
Trump: I'M SO AWESOME THAT I WROTE THIS SOFTWARE THAT GETS US DATA THAT WILL MAKE THIS LAB GREAT AGAIN.
Mike: Whoa, cool. Can I look at the source code?
Trump: SURE. IT'S WRITTEN IN TRUMPSCRIPT.
4 //Looking at computer screen. View from Trump's perspective.
Mike: "This code will not run in Oklahoma, because they voted for Lyin' Ted Cruz."
Ashley: All this software does is make up data. It has a spectral line with an amplitude of 'Yuuuge!'
