Transcript1 //Mike has his glasses off
Nurse: Okay, read the fourth row for me.
Mike: Uh...
2 //from Mike's POV. Blurry.
Mike: The top row is an E, maybe?
Nurse: No, read the fourth row.
3 Eye chart reads: "E If you can read this, you're not blind, eh?"
Mike: I can't see that row.
Nurse: Okay, the row above it?
4
Receptionist: Just put down 20:200 for both eyes already!
Mike: Thank you, Captain Obvious.