Posted 09/03/2016 18:00:00
Bad Carlos. Very, very bad.
Transcript1a
Carlos: When you fell from heaven, it must have been a phononic decay, because you are HOT!
1b //Carlos gets slapped
2a
Carlos: You're not just fine, you're hyperfine!
2b //Carlos gets slapped again
3 //speaking to Alice
Carlos: Wanna see my quantum computer?
4 //Mike and Ashley watching
Alice: I've seen your quantum computer. That thing does 1-qubit operations with only 60% fidelity!
Mike: He's gonna get himself killed if he keeps this up.
Ashley: And he'll deserve it, too.
Carlos: When you fell from heaven, it must have been a phononic decay, because you are HOT!
1b //Carlos gets slapped
2a
Carlos: You're not just fine, you're hyperfine!
2b //Carlos gets slapped again
3 //speaking to Alice
Carlos: Wanna see my quantum computer?
4 //Mike and Ashley watching
Alice: I've seen your quantum computer. That thing does 1-qubit operations with only 60% fidelity!
Mike: He's gonna get himself killed if he keeps this up.
Ashley: And he'll deserve it, too.
