Posted 10/08/2016 18:00:00
*sinister-sounding background music*
Transcript1
Mike: Now that my plans are complete, I can collect my 100 coins and 5000 stardust.
Soonerman (offpanel): NOT SO FAST.
2 //Soonerman is the kid from 247 in a costume
Mike: Who the hell are you?
Soonerman: I'm Soonerman! I protect the campus from evil villains like you!
Mike: Well, then. Ashley?
3
Ashley: Prepare for trouble!
Mike: And make it double!
Ashley: To protect the world from devastation!
Mike: To unite all peoples within our nation!
4
Carlos: Those actually sound like pretty noble goals. A villain would be devastating the world, not protecting it from devastation.
Mike: Ugh, Carlos. Your line is "Meowth, that's right!"
Carlos: Maybe I don't feel like being the pet cat.
Mike: Now that my plans are complete, I can collect my 100 coins and 5000 stardust.
Soonerman (offpanel): NOT SO FAST.
2 //Soonerman is the kid from 247 in a costume
Mike: Who the hell are you?
Soonerman: I'm Soonerman! I protect the campus from evil villains like you!
Mike: Well, then. Ashley?
3
Ashley: Prepare for trouble!
Mike: And make it double!
Ashley: To protect the world from devastation!
Mike: To unite all peoples within our nation!
4
Carlos: Those actually sound like pretty noble goals. A villain would be devastating the world, not protecting it from devastation.
Mike: Ugh, Carlos. Your line is "Meowth, that's right!"
Carlos: Maybe I don't feel like being the pet cat.