Transcript1 //Mike and Ashley watching TV. Trump is talking
Trump: We got this guy, Not Sure, and he's gotta higher IQ than anyone alive!
Mike: My name is not Not Sure.
Ashley: I can't believe you agreed to advise that shithead.
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Trump: And he's gonna fix the ecomony!
Mike: Wait for it...
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Trump: We are gonna go through with his plan of "evaporatively cooling" the economy to Make America Cool Again!
Mike: Ha!
Ashley: So... you're going to raise taxes very high on rich people?
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Mike: Yeah, then we'll slowly lower the tax brackets, leaving enough time for the economy to equilibriate.
Ashley: Wouldn't that make everyone poor?
Mike: Eh, minor details.
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