Transcript1 //Ashley walks in on Mike reading "Grad Student Fantasies"
Ashley: What are you reading?
Mike: NOTHING!
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Ashley: "Grad Student Fantasies"!?
Mike: It's nothing!
Ashley: Are you reading porn in the lab!?
Mike: No!
Ashley: Gimme that.
3 //Ashley takes it and reads it
Ashley: Oh my God, this is amazing!
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Mike: I know, right?
Ashley: This grad student didn't have to work on Sundays! And his advisor let him graduate in only four years!