Transcript1a
Ash: There aren't exactly any seatbelts back here.
Carlos: Or seats.
Abby: Sit down and shut up.
1b
Abby: What on earth were you doing?
Mike: Well, we ran into this kid that was a time traveler...
2a
Abby: Okay, I'm going to have to introduce the ground rules for time travel.
Carlos: Let me guess: The first rule of time travel: you do not talk about time travel.
2b
Abby: Right.
Abby: The second rule of time travel: you DO NOT talk about time travel!
3a
Abby: Three: Never interact with someone you may suspect of being a time traveler.
Abby: Four: Never interact with people from the past in a way that would make them suspicious you are a time traveler.
3b
Abby: Five: Don't interact with people in the past in a way that will substantially alter the timeline.
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Abby: Don't kill them (that should go without saying), don't bring them back with you, don't--
Mike: What about--
Abby and Ash: Absolutely not!
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