Posted 02/22/2021 18:00:00
I'm still alive, I swear. And I'm in Canada somehow.
Transcript1 //Locker contains a Coherent 699 dye laser and an argon ion laser
Narrator: Welcome back to Storage Wars: Atomic Phyics Lab Edition
Auctioneer: And here we have a beautiful unit with what looks like a dye laser and an argon laser.
Bidder 1: I ain't biddin' on that! I don't want no laser that's older than I am!
2
Auctioneer: I'll start the bidding at $250.
Bidder 2: Yeeep!
Bidder 1: Fred bid on this!? I'm in! Five hundred!
Auctioneer: Sold for five hundred dollars!
3 //Locker contains a pile of garbage, mostly crumpled burger wrappers and happy meal boxes
Auctioneer: And for our second unit, uhh... looks like a grad student has been living in here...
Bidder 3 (to Bidder 4, whispering): I think I see something good under there. We're bidding.
4
Auctioneer: I'll start the bidding at, uh, a dollar.
Bidder 2: Yeeep!
Bidder 3: Two dollars!
Auctioneer: I got two dollars. Do I got three?
Bidder 2: Yeeep!
Bidder 3: Four!
Auctioneer: Do I got five? Five? Sold for four dollars!
5 //Bidder 3 is going through their locker
Bidder 3: I knew it! There's a Toptica laser in here!
Bidder 4: And a ULE cavity. Wow, you were right.
6 //Bidder 1 is going through their locker
Bidder 1: Let's get this dye laser checked out. I know a guy who knows all about dye lasers.
7 //Bidder 1 is showing a Coherent 699 to an appraiser
Appraiser: It's worthless.
Auctioneer (Chris)
Appraiser (Mike)
Bidder1 (U3)
Bidder2 (U1)
Bidder3 (U4)
Bidder4 (U2)
Narrator: Welcome back to Storage Wars: Atomic Phyics Lab Edition
Auctioneer: And here we have a beautiful unit with what looks like a dye laser and an argon laser.
Bidder 1: I ain't biddin' on that! I don't want no laser that's older than I am!
2
Auctioneer: I'll start the bidding at $250.
Bidder 2: Yeeep!
Bidder 1: Fred bid on this!? I'm in! Five hundred!
Auctioneer: Sold for five hundred dollars!
3 //Locker contains a pile of garbage, mostly crumpled burger wrappers and happy meal boxes
Auctioneer: And for our second unit, uhh... looks like a grad student has been living in here...
Bidder 3 (to Bidder 4, whispering): I think I see something good under there. We're bidding.
4
Auctioneer: I'll start the bidding at, uh, a dollar.
Bidder 2: Yeeep!
Bidder 3: Two dollars!
Auctioneer: I got two dollars. Do I got three?
Bidder 2: Yeeep!
Bidder 3: Four!
Auctioneer: Do I got five? Five? Sold for four dollars!
5 //Bidder 3 is going through their locker
Bidder 3: I knew it! There's a Toptica laser in here!
Bidder 4: And a ULE cavity. Wow, you were right.
6 //Bidder 1 is going through their locker
Bidder 1: Let's get this dye laser checked out. I know a guy who knows all about dye lasers.
7 //Bidder 1 is showing a Coherent 699 to an appraiser
Appraiser: It's worthless.
Auctioneer (Chris)
Appraiser (Mike)
Bidder1 (U3)
Bidder2 (U1)
Bidder3 (U4)
Bidder4 (U2)
