Posted 08/10/2013 18:00:00

One of the times I had to mix dye in the lab happened to be on the same day that I met a new roommate. I wear gloves when handling laser dye, but it somehow seems to seep through them anyway. When I met my new roommate, I (without thinking about it) offered to shake his hand. I saw him look at my hand warily and then he refused to shake my hand. It was then I realized that my hands had turned green.

Incidentally, I have a green thumb, but it kills plants.

Oh, and Mike, just use pi=4*arctan(1) from now on...