Transcript1 //Chris, Dan, and Ashley are outside the Student Union eating lunch. A girl walks up and asks for directions.
Girl: Can you tell me where the Bursar's office is?
Chris: Sure, it's the next building over.
Mike: Ah, yes, Buchanan Hall.
2
Mike: It's named for "Slim Jim" Buchanan, who was the 15th President of the United States and the inventor of beef jerky.
Mike: He served 12 prosperous terms as president, before the Z'orgnax of Zarth b erased the memory of every human and replaced Buchanan with the cousin of the Z'orgnax, Abraham Zargborg Lincoln.
3 //girl looks increasingly creeped out
Mike: During Buchanan's eight term, Arg Zarnvern was brainwashed into thinking he was human. After being given a suitable human name he became the president of the university. And the rest is history.
Girl: Okay...
4 //girl runs off
Ash: What the hell was that?
Mike: That's how you deal with lost freshmen.
Chris: You know, I think she liked you, before you opened your mouth.
