Posted 05/25/2019 18:00:00
This is probably not the best strategy for testifying before Congress.
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Senator: Mr Smith, is it true that you dropped a man from a airplane in ancient Syracuse in the 3rd Century BC?
Mike: I plead the Fifth.
2
Senator: Ms. Barnes, is it true that you were present at the assassination of Abraham Lincoln?
Ashley: I plead the Fifth.
3
Senator: Mr. Smith, is it true that you imported a killbot from the Texan War of 2064?
Mike: I plead the Fifth.
4
Senator: Mr. Smith, do you have a cat? And if so, can I pet the cute kitty?
Mike: I plead the Fifth.
5
Senator: Mr. Smith, if you answer another one of my questions with the Fifth Amendment, I swear to God, I will cut off your balls.
Mike: I would like to exercise my rights under the Eighth Amendement against cruel and unusual punishments.
Senator: Mr Smith, is it true that you dropped a man from a airplane in ancient Syracuse in the 3rd Century BC?
Mike: I plead the Fifth.
2
Senator: Ms. Barnes, is it true that you were present at the assassination of Abraham Lincoln?
Ashley: I plead the Fifth.
3
Senator: Mr. Smith, is it true that you imported a killbot from the Texan War of 2064?
Mike: I plead the Fifth.
4
Senator: Mr. Smith, do you have a cat? And if so, can I pet the cute kitty?
Mike: I plead the Fifth.
5
Senator: Mr. Smith, if you answer another one of my questions with the Fifth Amendment, I swear to God, I will cut off your balls.
Mike: I would like to exercise my rights under the Eighth Amendement against cruel and unusual punishments.
