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Mike: If you've got a memory like that, how'd you end up as a janitor?
Dale: It's more prestigious than grad school, and it pays more!
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Ashley: Wait, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
Dale: Yeah. And I know what you've been up to lately.
Mike: Those squirrels deserved what they got!
Chris: Well, that's deeply disturbing.
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Dale: What? No, I'm talking about the time machine. I sold you the lottery ticket, remember?
Mike: Oh. Disregard what I said about the squirrels, then.
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Ashley: Well, what do you want?
Dale: I want you to send me back in time to ancient Greece, so I can become Archimedes.
Chris: That's the dumbest thing I've heard today... This week... This year... This century...
